Forgive me blog for I have sinned. It has been over two weeks since my last blogsession. I blame my hiatus on being too busy to be clever and write something here, and also on the fact that I've been travelling a lot lately. Not so much travelling as taking peyodi and sitting in the bathtub and pretending I'm on the log ride at Dutch Wonderland. In addition to that however I really have been travelling via plane and automobile (no trains, they're for poor people). I'm currently up in Minnesota for the holiday's communing with all my fellow Swedes. Its like a blonde hair convention up here and I love it. The part that I DO NOT love is that it is colder then a dead witches titty eating a popsicle up here. Last night it was -14 F. Air temperature, not wind chill. When the wind blew in on you at that temperature it felt like frozen needles flying through you at an incredible speed. Now I always say that I prefer cold over being hot, and that I never really get cold and that I'm extra warm blooded because of my beautiful nordic blood... but screw that, its damn cold and I don't care for it.
Luckily there is an abundance of good booze to keep the blood from freezing and I've been chauferred everywhere I go up here so there is no excuse not for me to keep a good buzz going. And with that...My Bailey's with coffee in it is almost gone. Time to go get liquored up and play with my brand new favorite Christmas present... CASH!!!